JAYLALITA : Mere paas hazaaro jodi joote chappal hai.......
par aisae jootae to meine pehli baar dekhae hai......
" JOOTAE DE DO PAISE LE LO "
BANDAR : Madam aap ko jooton ke liyae gaatae suna to accha laga .
FUNNY PICTURE OF DOG
TOMMY : Meri Timmy gayi hai Ragoon wahan se aaya hai
email.........tumhari yaad sata ti hai.......jia mei aag lagati hai........
TOMMY : Miss you too.............sweet heart.
FUNNY SITTING PROVISION
BUSINESS MAN : Bhai kya karein paapi paeth ka savaaal
hai…...pahle isae bharne ka intzaam karna padta hai fir isae
khali karne ka intzaam…….jyada time waste na ho isliye meine
dono provision ek saath kar rakhe hai……….aap ka kya khayal
meri akalmandi ke baare mei……..?
BANDAR : BHADIYA HAI…………….
ROMANTIC PICTURE OF DOG & CAT
KUTTA : " Bhao….mei chale aao…..humsae sanam kya parda.
Ho humsae sanam kya parda……"
BILLI :" Choona na mujhe bijli hoo mei………"
FUNNY PICTURE OF PIG
WOMAN : Soja bacche nahi to Gabbar aa jayega………..
GABBAR SINGH : Suar ke baccho….agar tum insaano ki godhi
mei laitogae to insaano ke bacche kiski godhi mei laitenge …..yeh
bahut na…insaafi hai…….
WOMAN : Mat ro bacche ….aa tujhe mei lori sunati hoo……
" LALAA LALLA LORI DUDH KI KATORI ….DUDH MEI
BATASHA MUNNA KARE TAMASHA "
FUNNY PICTURE OF CHIMPANZEES
SALMAN : Vivek tu bhi dukhi mei bhi dukhi….aao ek ek peg ho jaye……..
VIVEK : Bhai Salman aap ko kya jaroorat hai aap ke paas to
Katrina hai……mere paas to khali uski yadein….aur yeh gana….
jo mei aksar gun gunata hoo ,
" Aa loth ke aaja merae meet tuje mere geet bulatein hai…….
Ek pal hai hasna ek pal hai rona kaisa yeh duniya ka khela "
NANA PATEKAR : Ek aurat 2 aadmiyo ko Chimpanzy bana deti hai……….
FUNNY PICTURE OF DOGS
KUTTAE : Hum sab kutte langotiya yaar hai isliye hum jo bhi karte hai ek saath karte hai.......... humari dosti kabhi nahi tootegi. Chalo sab milkar gaatae hai ,"Yeh dosti .....hum nahi todenge.........."
" Yari hai imaan mera .yaar meri bandgi "
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