PICTURE OF AN OLD MAN

Ye duniyaa ye mahafil , mere kaam ki nahi - Ye duniyaa ye mahafil , mere kaam ki nahi.

Kisako sunaaun haal-e-dil beqaraar kaa , bujhataa huaa charaag hun apane mazaar kaa.
Ai kaash bhul jaaun magar bhulataa nahi ,kis dhum se uthaa thaa janaazaa bahaar kaa.
Ye duniyaa ye mahafil , mere kaam ki nahi.

Apanaa pataa mile na khabar yaar ki mile , dushman ko bhi naa aisi sazaa pyaar ki mile.
Unako khudaa mile hai khudaa ki jinhe talaash ,mujhako bas ik jhalak mere diladaar ki mile.
Ye duniyaa ye mahafil , mere kaam ki nahi.

Saharaa me aake bhi mujhako thikaanaa na milaa , gam ko bhulaane kaa mujhako bahaanaa na milaa.
Dil tarase jis me pyaar ko kyaa samajhun us sasaar ko ,ik jiti baazi haarake mai dhundhun bichhade yaar ko.
Ye duniyaa ye mahafil , mere kaam ki nahi.

Dur nigaaho se aansu bahaataa hai koi , kaise na jaaun mai mujhako bulaataa hai koi.
Yaa tute dil ko jod do yaa saare badhan tod do ai parbat rastaa de mujhe ai kaante daaman chhod do.
Ye duniyaa ye mahafil , mere kaam ki nahi.

FUNNY PIC OF CAT & DOG

BILLI KUTTAE SE:
Aaj main oopar aasmaan neeche
Aaj main aage zamaana hai peechhe
Aaj main oopar aasmaan neeche
Aaj main aage zamaana hai peechhe
Tell me o khuda , Ab main kya karoon
Chaloon seedhi ki ulti chaloon

KUTTA BILLI SE:
Jiski biwi chhoti uska bhi bada naam hai
jiski biwi chhoti
chhoti nati-nati chhoti
chhoti nati-nati chhoti
jiski biwi chhoti uska bhi bada naam hai
godh mein utha lo-godh mein utha lo
bache ka kya kaam hai
mere aangane mein ,tumhara kya kaam hai

PICTURE OF FUNNY CHAIRS

ARCHANA PURAN SINGH : Waah ! kya scene hai .

AMRISH PURI : Mogambo khush hua !

SHAKTI KAPOOR : Aoooooo.................Lolita !

MADHURI DIXIT : Maar dala .......Allah.....maar dala

FUNNY PICTURE OF MONKEYS

BANDARIYA BANDAR SE " Sunnae mei aaya hai ki sheharon mei log kissing karne se celebrity ban jate hai .....aao darling hum bhi try karte hai shayad kal hum bhi kisi akhbaar ki hot news ban jayein.
..Aao.............aao........jaldi se .....maukae par chauka lagatae hai .

PHOTOGRAPH OF BOLLYWOOD SUPERMEN

SALMAN : Bhai Vivek ......hum teeno ne hi Superman ka baniyaan pehna hai .......

VIVEK : Haan Salu Bhai .......

SALMAAN : Par asli Superman to Abhishek nikla

ABHISHEK : Jalan ho rahi hai........pata hai mere paas Amar Singh hai ........

SOHEL KHAN : Salu Bhai chinta nako karo ..mei hoo na.......
.ab meine bhi Superman ka baniyaan pahan liya hai......ab
dekhta hoo...kaise Katrina .......Katrina Bhabi nahi banti....

SALMAN KHAN : Mujhe tum par naaz hai.....bhai ho to
aisa.....PROUD TO BE SOHEL's BROTHER

PICTURE OF MONKEYS

AMIT: Bhai Amar yeh moti Maya ne humae kahi ka nahi
choda........is ke chakkar mei humari maya ja rahi hai.......

AMAR : Ha bhai Amit theek kha...dekho kaise peeth dekha
rahi hai humae........

AMIT : Mujhe to bahut tension ho rahi hai.

AMAR : Tension mat karo jyada , mei tumhari bhadiya si
champi kar deta hoo..........jyada tension karoge to mere tarah
tumhare bhi baal udjayenge.

AMIT : Ha sahi kha......lekin champpi karke meri PONY TAIL jaroor se bana dena......

AMAR : Theek hai..........

PICTURE OF SMART KID

BANDAR : Arae babuaa yeh kya kar rahe ho ?

BACCHA : Arre Buddhu ..mei kya mere papa bhi yehi kartae hai .Aur khabardaar meri mummy ko bataya ki potty ke bahane se mei unki bahu dhund raha hoo......